Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Close Your Eyes

Over the weekend Juan & I went to see "My Bloody Valentine 3D". It's a bloody, gory, slasher film so it should come as no surprise that there's nudity of the young hot female variety, albeit in glorious 3D! lol

Sitting behind us was a mom and her son, who sounded like he was in his early teens at least. As soon as the naked girl comes out, she tells him "Cover your eyes!" Then a minute or so later, she tells him again, claiming that she saw him looking, to which he replied "I'm looking down at the ground!" Then when it's all over, poor kid has to ask someone "What happened to her!?" lol

What I don't get though, if you're gonna take your kid to a rated R movie, why not just let him watch the whole damn thing? If only you knew the things he's looking up online when nobody is watching. lol Mainstream movie nudity would pale in comparison!

Oh and this kid wasn't even the youngest. There are at least two babies that I noticed! Why? Why would you bring a baby to a loud, dark, gory-as-hell horror flick? But hey, at least she was courteous enough to say "I'll sit by the edge in case he cries so I can walk out with him." Imagine the poor kid waking up and seeing some gigantic boobs bouncing around on the big screen with scary music and a creepy killer right behind her! Momma's gonna wonder why the little one won't take her milk anymore. lol

The movie itself, by the way, was a fun film. Nothing award worthy, but if you can catch it in 3D it's definitely a fun time. Just don't take it too seriously and you'll be fine!

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